How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
IM SO ANGRY
it’s funny because it’s true
This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere
US counties with In N Out Burger
why salt lake city and city in texas that I will never be able to identify got in n out
A moment of double double silence for everybody in the grey zone.
What the fuck is an “In N Out Burger”?
i’m so so sorry
Let me tell you about a wonderful place called In-N-Out.
This glorious places has amazing burgers, that don’t taste like shit, these burgers have class~
Everything is fresh.
See this lovely young lad?
That’s right he is making fries, fresh fries all day, every day. None of that frozen shit, or MC Donald’s bullshit that will last in your car and look new after three years. FRESH FRIES! Gold, that man is making gold. Gold you can eat, fried gold goodness.
You can get Animal fries, aka fries of the GODS, covered in their secret sauce, cheese, and grilled onions. Don’t like the animal style fries, that’s okay, their normal fries are just as good as well.
Now for their burgers. This place, unlike others places just sell burgers, nothing else, that tells you how good this place is.
They have a secret menu, that’s right a secret menu. http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2011/03/the-in-n-out-survival-guide-we-ate-every-single-item-on-the-secret-menu.html
That wonderful sauce that you see on those fries, you can get that on a burger, animal style burger! Even thinking about it makes your mouth water. Don’t like it? They have amazing burgers. burgers from the Gods.
As if Zeus,Odin, Vishnu, Rama, Jesus, and Buddha themselves have kissed it and blessed it in each and every way they could have. This is the Burger of the Gods! The burger that is better for you and taste good.
Look with your eyes.
Look at the beauty of the first fast food joint in the world ever.
Look at what they created~ Beauty~
Look with your special eyes.
This was the first thing I had when living in Italy for four months. This was the thing I craved the most, am not a big fast food fan, but this…this is food of the gods.
So when you come to California, stop by and eat here, you won’t regret it and while your at it, grab some bomb-ass stickers as well.
WHEN THE ANIME PLAYS THE FIRST OPENING DURING THE CLIMAX OF THE FINAL EPISODE
my heart is beating so fast i just googled “how many dogs are there in the world” and an article in 2012 says that there are around 525 million and i can’t believe it that is so many dogs, and so many of them are happy and wagging their tails and they love u and they want 2 give u little puppy kisses and lie in the sun or trot in the snow and they are alive and they make me want to be alive also
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Altair: my father was murdered in front of me
Ezio: my father was murdered in front of me
Haytham: my father was murdered in front of me
Connor: I murdered my father
Connor: in front of me
nani was NINETEEN and such a fucking badass who was so protective of lilo and just ROLLED with aliens being a thing towards the end of the movie. #1 Disney relative of all time.
I have honestly been waiting AGES for the right gifset to express the wonderful perfection that is Nani. She is not only protective of Lilo, she respects the way Lilo’s imagination and quirkiness works.
Pudge the fish got a peanut butter sandwich every Thursday. Nani does not argue the logic of feeding him, only suggests an alternative sandwich when they are out of peanut butter. Lilo was allowed to take as many photos of whatever mundane or odd subjects as she wanted and Nani would get them developed. Nani recognized what were important habits for Lilo.
When Lilo asks for a pet lobster, Nani does not tell her that lobsters are not pets. She tells her, “We don’t have a lobster door, we have a dog door.” She makes sure the woman at the pound does not tell Lilo that “Stitch is not a real name”.
NANI SPENDS THE ENTIRE MOVIE MAKING SURE THAT LILO NEVER FEELS LIKE HER IDEAS ARE WRONG.
The only time we truly see Nani get angry with Lilo is when she is scared of Lilo being taken away. Nani spends the entire movie stressed out over taking care of her sister, trying to find a job, trying to make sure her sister has a friend, and yet she is always willing to put that extra effort, over and over again, to make sure that Lilo always believes that anything is possible.
This is a great moment because she probably *remembered* that Lilo said this once. And you know what? Shes not ending this day by letting her little sister think this is her fault. She’s not having an easy time trying to be a parent, but she knows none of this is her sisters fault, and shes not going to let her think it is.
And half of her terror of losing Lilo isnt even just losing her family; its knowing that wherever Lilo goes, they won’t know how to do these things. They won’t understand her.
What a good movie.
Casual reminder that the reason Lilo obsessively feeds the fish is because her parents died in a rainstorm and she firmly believes Pudge controls the weather. If you pay attention to the feeding sequence you will notice that storm clouds recede and dissipate, a visual narrative that confirms this.
It’s not just a habit. It’s a very real part of Lilo’s healing process and Nani understands that.
Also if you pay attention to Nani’s room you’ll notice she had surfing posters and trophies. She was very much on her way to being a pro surfer but had to give it up to become the adult Lilo needed her to be.
And not ONCE does Nani show her sister any resentment. It’s worth it to keep her family together. This is a young woman who is willing to sacrifice all of her dreams and make incredibly grown up decisions.
What I am saying is Nani is the best disney princess of all time. Disney Queen even.
WOAH THE RAINSTORM THING DID NOT OCCUR TO ME
- wear an apron
- have a cute side ponytail
- Be super loving and caring to your son so that the audience knows how much he cares about you and then die tragically in front of him so he embarks on a journey to avenge your death by battling overpowered enemies that want to end humanity
- have a husband that fuckin disappears
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it